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Two women were talking in Heaven. Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?I froze to death.How horrible said the other woman!It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act.But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement.

After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.

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