Getting old is accompanied with several health problem, it natural and is part of the body’s life cycle. That’s why those who get older stop working, start taking vitamins and pills to support their tired bodies.
However, when you retire, ideally you want to make the most of it. If your body is tired and tense, then you won’t be able to do the things that you enjoy.
This story will make you smile, so carry on reading…
A 91-year-old was ordered by his doctor to bring in a sperm sample as part of a health check. He was given the jar and was told to bring the semen sample the next day.
The old man returned the next day, but he brought an empty jar and his doctor asked him why. This was his response: “Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen – the lady next door – and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor looked shocked, he said to the old man “you asked your neighbor????!!!”
The old man responded with a massive smile, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open!”