Husband tells wife ‘my word is the law’ – but he’s not prepared for her brilliant comeback

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Whenever a couple moves in together, it can be a bit of an adjustment. A lot of couples struggle with who will pay for what or how they’ll set up the furniture, but there’s also the question of who will do what.

Divvying up the chores can be tough when both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship. But when they listen to advice from others over their own partner, it can get even worse. Like in this humorous situation about a husband and wife.

The husband reads what he feels is an empowering book and quickly announces some new house rules. But what he doesn’t expect is that his wife would react quite the way she does.

Although it’s not a true story, it’s funny as can be, so I just had to share it here.

Read the hilarious story below:

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

Wasn’t that funny? Share if it made you laugh!

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