A Telemarketer Interrupts His Dinner. How He Gets Rid Of Her? Brilliant!


Most of us probably just hang up the phone when we realize there’s a salesperson on the line, or maybe we dutifully listen for a few minutes before politely turning down some “amazing” offer. But others among us are a bit more creative—like this girl who threw a poor salesperson off of her game completely. After reading this, I’m eager to try the same tactic for myself the next time someone calls and interferes with my dinner! I don’t know if this story is true, but I hope so! Read it below:

Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?

Me: I have no mother.

Her: Well, can I speak to your father?

Me: Yeah, which one?

Her: Which one is home?

Me: Well they’re both home… but I don’t think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a break up with his boyfriend.

Antonio. Her: Oh, so your fathers’ names are Carlos and Antonio?

Me: No, no! My fathers’ names are Carlos and Mark.

Her: So who’s Antonio?

Me: I just told you, Carlos’s ex.

Her: So Carlos was cheating?

Me: Yes, but that’s only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

Her: So Mark wasn’t cheating?

Me: I never said that.

Her: Yes, yes you did!

Me: No I didn’t.

Her: Yes! You! Did!

Me: Did what?

Her: You… Never mind. Have a nice day. Goodbye.

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