“With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”
“No”, said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked:
“Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”
No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now” she said:
“Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
“Good go look in the garage.”