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People have always made jokes about things that are forbidden and taboo. Some say that it’s a coping mechanism and a tool for dealing with uncomfortable feelings. Who knows?

Infidelity is never okay, but for some reason, many of the best jokes are about just that.

I found this dirty joke earlier today and it gave me a big laugh that felt really good. I hope the same thing happens to you!

Don’t forget that shared joy is double joy – and that laughter is the best medicine!

Steve and Anna, a middle-aged couple, were having dinner at a luxurious restaurant. They had just started the main course, when suddenly, this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table. She gives Steve a big French kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.

Anna glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that?”

“I won’t lie” Steve replies, “she’s my mistress.”

“Well, that’s the last straw,” Anna says, “I’ve had enough. I want a divorce!”

“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.

“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.

“Ours is prettier,” she replies.

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