Woman blocks traffic with naked cardboard men, her explanation to the cops is priceless

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This woman gets a flat tire so she pulls over to the side of the road and pulls out naked cardboard men and lines them up next to her car.

Eventually a cop pulls over to see what is going on, according to this joke.

But what happens next is priceless…

This just made my day. Thank you!

So the story goes…

”Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic.

They looked so life like you wouldn’t believe it! They’re dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up.

Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

“What’s going on here?”

“My car has a flat tire,” I said calmly.

“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?”

I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know.

So I told him, “Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”

Laughed so hard, I had tears coming down my cheeks! This was Great reading 🙂

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