Woman Is Cheating On Her Husband While He’s At Work

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A hilarious story is going viral this week that is sure to bring a smile to your face.

A woman who had been cheating on her husband invited her lover over while her spouse was at work. The woman had no idea that her 9 year-old son was at home, and when he saw his mom and her lover together, he hid in her closet to watch them.

The woman’s husband soon unexpectedly returned home, and in a panic, she hurried her lover into the closet to hide him, having no idea that her son was in there.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy told the lover.

“Yes, it is,” the man replied, to which the boy said, “I have a baseball.”

“That’s nice,” said the lover.

“Want to buy it?” the boy asked.

“No, thanks,” the man replied.

“My dad’s outside,” the child said.

“Ok, how much?” the lover asked, to which the boy replied, “$250?”

A few weeks later, this all happened again, and the boy and the lover once again found themselves in the closet together.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy said.

“Yes, it is,” said the man.

“I have a baseball glove,” the boy told him.

Remembering what happened last time, the lover asked him, “how much?”

“$750?” the boy said.

“Fine,” the man replied.

A few days later, the father told his son, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

“I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove,” the boy told him.

“How much did you sell them for?” his father asked, to which the boy replied, “$1,000?”

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost,” the father said. “I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

When they got to the church, the father put his son in the confessional booth and shut the door.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy said.

The priest replied, “Don’t start that crap again.”

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