Hilarious Joke About Pastor And Donkey Has Everyone In Stitches

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A hilarious joke about a pastor and his donkey is going viral this week, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!

A pastor entered his donkey in a race, and much to his surprise, it ended up winning. The pastor was so happy about this that he entered the donkey in another race, and it won again

The Bishop was so furious about getting this kind of publicity that he forbid the pastor from entering the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper’s headline was, BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.”

At this point, the Bishop was so enraged that he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give the donkey to a nun who lived at a convent in the town. The day after he did this, the local paper had the headline, NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.”

The Bishop fainted when he read this, and once he recovered, he ordered the nun to get rid of the donkey. She decided to sell it to a local farmer for $10, and the next day, the newspaper’s headline wasNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.”

All of this left the Bishop overwhelmed, and he ordered the nun to buy her donkey back and lead it into the fields where it could run wild. The next day, the paper ran the headline, NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.”

The Bishop was buried the next day.

 

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